A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...