How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Describe professions
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A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Log negative one zero
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Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...