Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
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Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Marriage Ups and Downs
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Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...