Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...