Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...