Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas…
|Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...