Using nails on a house
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Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
We are the best of friends
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The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Why are you yelling that?
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