What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...