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Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
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Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
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My daughter is your reward
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