Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!