True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...