Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...