What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
Defining teenagers
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Phone songs
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Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Jay Leno Jokes!
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Why women talk more than men
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The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...