A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!