The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Flying to Frankfurt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...