Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...