Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...