Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Mysteries of T.V.
Things You Wouldn’t Know Without The Tube All Of Life’s Mysteries Are On TV...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...