What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks
Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks10. Her term of affection for...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...