EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Stupid attorneys
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50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Possible IBM acronyms
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Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...