Republican or Democrat?
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A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Bad News 1
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Getting old when
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What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...