Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Japan’s quality standard
|This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings. They’re...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.