A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
The Blonde Coyote
Ever hear about the blonde coyote who got a leg stuck in a trap...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!