Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...