50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Questions & Answer Quickies!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...