It looks like plastic.
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Looking Good
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Flying without a parachute
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Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
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You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
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Big Red Truck
There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department...