Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...