Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...