Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!