A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...