Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...