How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...