The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...