Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....