Car Acronyms
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In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Donkey Woman!
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After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
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Bald Men
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