A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
21 types of pissers!
21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted...
1970 and year 2000.
Isn’t this the truth!…1970: Long Hair2000: Longing for hair1970: The perfect high.2000: The perfect...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...