The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.