Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
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The Story of Micro and Mini
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Goofy Wundermints!
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