Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...