To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...