Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...