If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...