Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Adam Accused By Eve!
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands….When Adam stayed out very late for...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...