Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...