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If you cloned Henry IV…
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It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
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How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
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Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...