What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery…
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a...