Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...