What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...