Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...