What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...